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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:54 -0400

i got to skype with robin sloan at my book club last...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:29:36 -0400

i got to skype with robin sloan at my book club last night!!!!!!! he is a total cutieface.

Natasha VC: crotch rot

Thu, 16 May 2013 06:16:21 -0400

Natasha VC: crotch rot:

natashavc:

is this just something that happens to jeans? where the crotch blows out around the upper inner thigh area? or is this something that we ladies who don’t live off a diet of Marlboro lights, green apples and coke zero ( MISS U, THIGH GAP) just live with (are u excited for cat marnell’s book so am…

R.I.P. my two favorite pairs of jeans. i’ve been missing you since you both grew humongous holes in the crotchal area last month.

some days, i REALLY like my job

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:34:55 -0400

some days, i REALLY like my job

i think this cat tree is too small, mom.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:01:01 -0400

i think this cat tree is too small, mom.

imwithkanye: Leonardo DiCaprio’s introduction in The Great...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:17:31 -0400

imwithkanye:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s introduction in The Great Gatsby.

As Nick heads out to the terrace, we hear Leo’s bourbon-soaked purr (it’s clear that his voice, and not Daisy’s, is the one that’s full of money in this movie) as he ninja-shadows his distracted new friend, waiting for the right moment to get out in front and reveal himself entirely. Naturally, because this is a Baz Luhrmann film, that reveal arrives just as “Rhapsody in Blue” hits its apex on the soundtrack and orgiastic fireworks go off in the 3-D distance. And then, as the camera pushes in, we finally get a solid medium shot of the positively orange-painted Leonardo DiCaprio, a giant grin playing on his mouth as the heavens rain down enough sparks to power a century’s worth of RuPaul’s Drag Race finale coronations. He then drawls to Nick, and I may be paraphrasing, “Old sport, I am fucking FAMOUS.”

this is pretty much how i remember it happening. it was amazing.

see?

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:26:39 -0400

see?

Purdie loves her new spot, she just has a little trouble getting...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:23:44 -0400

Purdie loves her new spot, she just has a little trouble getting to it.

have you ever had one of those days where you try on every single article of clothing that you own...

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:12:05 -0400

have you ever had one of those days where you try on every single article of clothing that you own and nothing looks good and you look at the clock and you’re half an hour late and you end up shlumping out the door wearing pants that are too tight because you keep gaining weight???????????

good morning!

Fri, 10 May 2013 06:39:05 -0400

good morning!

hey everone!

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:21:26 -0400

let’s all live in the country and have goats that frolic around and bunnies too and eat veggies all day everyday and get rad tans and build a chicken coop and only walk on dirt roads and grassy hills forever and ever the end

"Your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend are hosting a DJ night together at some bar in Williamsburg..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:01:55 -0400

“Your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend are hosting a DJ night together at some bar in Williamsburg and Facebook thought you’d like to know because all of your friends are going! So many of your friends are going! All of your friends! Going!”

- Minor Tragedies on the Internet: A Yearly Diary | Maris Kreitzman for The Hairpin (via christinefriar)

oh my god fucking bronchitis

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:12:18 -0400

oh my god fucking bronchitis

bohemea: Baz Luhrmann, Leonardo DiCaprio & Tobey Maguire on...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:26:55 -0400

bohemea:

Baz Luhrmann, Leonardo DiCaprio & Tobey Maguire on the set of The Great Gatsby

SHUT. UP.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M STILL SICK AND I AIN’T HAD NO DAMN ICE CREAM, YOU JAGS.

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:28:56 -0400

I’M STILL SICK AND I AIN’T HAD NO DAMN ICE CREAM, YOU JAGS.

SOMEBODY BRING ME A DAMN ICE CREAM I’M SICK GODDAMN

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:00:03 -0400

SOMEBODY BRING ME A DAMN ICE CREAM

I’M SICK

GODDAMN

day 3 of illness. going to righttime after important meeting at work today.

Wed, 01 May 2013 07:07:17 -0400

day 3 of illness. going to righttime after important meeting at work today.

oh my god i am so sick do i have to go to werrrrrrrk

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:39:35 -0400

oh my god i am so sick do i have to go to werrrrrrrk

itsvondell: notviolet: smoteymote: letsbuildahome-fr: Earring...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 06:10:23 -0400

itsvondell:

notviolet:

smoteymote:

letsbuildahome-fr:

Earrings reveal color and texture as they sway by Daisuke Motogi for Massitem

GIFs by Be Con In Riot

I don’t wear earrings much but I want these.

woooah

frick

where can i buy all of these? one of each please, and also some for my girlbabbies.

"Pisces: This week every mark on the pavement, every cloud in the sky will have you looking for..."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:25:10 -0400

“Pisces: This week every mark on the pavement, every cloud in the sky will have you looking for meaning, for clues, for code words and symbols and puzzle pieces that you can put together if you look at them long enough. This week’s will have you looking for answers that can fit within your hand or inside your pocket, dense and contained. All you’ll find, however, are these strange currents of feeling, uncertainties that are bright and dazzling, budding birch trees outside your window. This is how it should be; this is right and good.”

- ughhhhhhh